Not A Crack Pipe

This is a cigarette holder, dude. It is NOT a crack pipe. Even though most of the reviews talk about using it to smoke crack, and customers who bought it also bought Chore Boy (the copper scrub-pad used to hold crack in place when you smoke it through a glass stem,) “oil burners,” which are little glass bulbs used to smoke meth, and torch lighters.

It’s just that sometimes you have to hold your cigarette with a glass tube while you’re scrubbing your pots and pans.