16 June, 2017
16 June, 2017
15 June, 2017
Out of respect for you and your job, I won’t post the full name or picture of this item. Both are available on the listing. For those who don’t want to see or can’t look: it’s a pair of breasts with a vagina mounted directly underneath them.
13 June, 2017
“Enjoy pleasure between the different positions,” insists the manufacturer of this relatively expensive pipe-and-sling construction meant to be used for sex. You can see their diagrams of how you’d have sex on it, if you like (I’m leaving it behind the link in case you’re at work.) They also show a laptop and an iPad sitting on it, which seems like it might be the use it was actually designed for.
12 June, 2017
This is a cigarette holder, dude. It is NOT a crack pipe. Even though most of the reviews talk about using it to smoke crack, and customers who bought it also bought Chore Boy (the copper scrub-pad used to hold crack in place when you smoke it through a glass stem,) “oil burners,” which are little glass bulbs used to smoke meth, and torch lighters.
It’s just that sometimes you have to hold your cigarette with a glass tube while you’re scrubbing your pots and pans.
11 June, 2017
Now you, too, can learn to write like you were pinned to Pinterest in 2015!
10 June, 2017
This is a garden flag, because, I guess, an algorithm somewhere decided that people who vape also like to garden.