25 October, 2017
Bootleg Pumpkin-Time Costumes
It’s difficult and expensive to license celebrity names and trademarked looks. So, let me tell you something, brother: It’s time for some bootleg pumpkin-month costumes! Sweet Child Rocker is definitely not Axl Rose, which makes sense, because it’s 2017. And Landscape Artist Brown Afro? You better believe it’s not Bob Ross. Graveyard Ghost is, of course, unlicensed Beetlejuice. And the Women’s Orange Scrub Set may be obvious, but the true genius of “Burger Heiress” might not strike you until you see who they’re referring to.