The Long-Leg Bear

If you haven’t yet seen this “6.5 foot” bear, it’s evident from only one of the manufacturer’s photos (and the numerous customer reviews) that the manufacturer attempts to fools the eye with perspective, and the bear actually has long, dangly legs that make up about half of its height.

If you have already seen the long-legged bear, then this actually-nine-foot-tall teddy bear is worth seeing, if not for the bear itself, then for the manufacturer’s insistence that “you will receive brand new merchandise (that has never been outdoors).” I wasn’t thinking it had been outdoors until you said that, guys.