Oreo Cookie Club

The Oreo Cookie Club is a monthly box containing cookies, merchandise, and, implausibly, a “recipe card.” Then again, if you’re plunking down over two hundred bucks for a year of Oreo subscription, you probably need some ways to switch up your Oreo consumption.

It’s mostly here for the picture of a lady giving the Oreo Cookie Club to someone. Happy birthday, I got you cookies that are cheaper at the gas station.