The Shell Pencil

This black shell is actually a pencil. It’s a big chunk of graphite. You write with the sharp end of the shell.

It costs $57 and it doesn’t have wood on it to keep you from getting graphite on your hands. It’s also in the shape of a fucking shell. If you find that too practical, though, the manufacturer also offers a $57 “pencil” in the shape of an eagle’s head.