Some workers at Amazon are striking today, which is Amazon Prime Day. If that’s cooler to you than buying an Echo Dot for slightly cheaper than usual then you could skip the holiday entirely. It’ll still be a few years before the government mandates we add live microphones and cameras to our houses, so you might as well luxuriate in that while you still can.
With the media fuelling fears that someone may be watching you through your computer or phone camera, you can now buy solutions for this problem. “But can’t I just use a piece of paper or any sticker or any piece of tape?” you ask. Yes! You could! But you could also buy one of these:
The book “199 Vaginas: The Ultimate Photo Collection” brags that the book will make you “feel like a gynecologist.” So if you’ve ever wanted to make a woman fill out a 4-page form before you spray vinegar on her cervix, this is the book for you.
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