2 August, 2019
The CoffeeMate Review
“DON’T WASTE THIS IN COFFEE,” writes a caps-lock-loving reviewer named Edward, who goes on to extol the virtues of eating Nestle Coffee-Mate with a spoon. It’s tempting to think he’s joking, but the caps lock and the “Verified Purchase” shown on the review have convinced me he’s serious as a coffee-creamer-induced heart attack.