The Grill House is a 2,850-pound structure which houses a table with a grill in the middle. If for some reason you need a secret eating hut in your yard, it may be expensive, but at least it comes with free shipping.

The word you were looking for was “unemployed.”

The Windi, by the makers of NoseFrida, the tube you use to suck snot out of your child’s nose like a straw, is a plastic device you shove up your child’s ass to make them release gas. It works, in the same manner as a q-tip would work, with the same predictable result: as one reviewer said, “make sure you have something to catch all the poop that comes shooting out.”

Missing an opportunity, the manufacturers of ShitLight did not actually call it ShitLight, but rather GlowBowl Motion Activated Toilet Nightlight.

Running From The Raptor is a book about nonconsensual dinosaur sex. It’s by the author of Taken By The T-Rex and Ravished By The Triceratops.

Ringly is a ring that vibrates and flashes when you receive a notification on your phone, which it pairs to via Bluetooth. It’s apparently meant for people who find that their phone doesn’t buzz, chirp, hum, plink, beep, or ping them enough. And it’s expensive. But can you really put a price on constant validation?