Shower Titties

Described as “Woman Breast Shape Shower,” this plastic soap/shampoo dispenser can be loaded with two separate liquids, which are dispensed (as the model demonstrates here) by squeezing one plastic tit or another.

Believably, it’s “frequently sold with” this toilet paper.

(I had to pixellate the graphic here, because of society, not because I think shampoo breasts are offensive.)