Horrible Pizza Bed

What kind of monster puts tomatoes on top of cheese pizza?! If you must have a pizza bed, you should at least go for a pepperoni pizza bed, because that’s a real food people eat. (Or the “Pizza Adult Beanbag Chair,” shaped like a slice of pan pizza, if you’re old enough to be an adult, but still young enough to be able to get out of a beanbag chair without help.)