Headless Shotglasses

Celebrate the headless women in your life with this shot glass set, which I’ve pixellated to meet the stringent no-glass-boob requirements of today’s workplace. (You can see the full-glass-nudity version on the manufacturer’s listing, if you must.) There’s also a huge version of this that holds fifty ounces, if you’re a guy who insists on drinking all of your drinks out of a titty-and-butt.