If you haven’t already seen this bear with unexpectedly long legs, and the customer pictures of what it actually looks like, check it out.

The flavor manglers at Nabisco, having experimented with PB&J and Donut flavored Oreos, finally went up and over the swingset by creating Cookies & Creme Oreos, a flavor which traditionally comes from grinding Oreos up into ice cream or some sort of bar. It’s an Oreo flavored Oreo.

At least it probably tastes good, unlike Chorizo Spam, the canned-meat product that purportedly tastes “not like either one”, even garnering a one-star review from someone who begins their review, “I am a huge spam fan.”

The PicoBrew is a $549 countertop appliance that brews beer using Pico Paks (sealed pouches of grains and hops) that you can buy premade for around $25-30.   If you want to “customize” a Pico Pak, you drag and drop ingredients on the manufacturer’s website, and they make it and send it to you. You can’t use your own ingredients, because Pico Paks have RFID tags that the machine requires to operate. But you’ve got to love that they used “Brew Free Or Die IPA” in the product shots of their wi-fi beer maker with DRM.

Socks for the milk-drinking person in your life.

Or for the lady who consumes wine, pina coladas, cookies, margaritas, chocolate, tequila, sangria, beer, or tea. (Yes, unfortunately, those are all links.)

There’s no clinical evidence that “semen volumizers,” a class of supplements which claim to make you create more semen when you ejaculate, actually do such a thing. And there’s no clinical evidence that ejaculatory volume is tied to subjective measurements of pleasure, either. But you’ve got to hand it to Ball Refill for its name, when its competitors’ products are called Ejaculoid, RopeX, and BIGJIZ.

The gold rush of erotic Kindle books is over, but the long tail continues, with titles like “Savaged by Systemd: an Erotic Unix Encounter.” As always, you can read a chunk of the text in the “Look Inside” without buying it.

Using nothing more than water, ground coffee, and the included crack kitchen torch, the Bripe coffee kit allows you to make coffee anywhere. You simply hold the janky pipe apparatus in front of your face like a crack regular pipe, and heat the bowl using your crack kitchen torch. It’s even made of copper, to give you that Chore Boy taste. A treat for all adventurers.