The Bibo Barmaid

This countertop device brags that it “eliminates waste” by charging you an insane amount to mix a pre-made packet of flavoring with liquor. If pouring a premade mixer and a shot of liquor into a cup is beyond your abilities, then this is not the solution.

If you absolutely must have a liquor-maker on your countertop, then at least this thing makes slushies.