EMERGENCY LUNCH/DINNER

Why bring your lunch to work every day when you could just order an EMERGENCY LUNCH/DINNER, 90 DAYS bucket and have it delivered straight to work?

The existence of this product isn’t perplexing, but if you flip through the images they give you of the meals, I’m not sure how it applies to disaster-based eating. I’m pretty sure that if I’m crouched in my basement with a crowbar and my bucket of EMERGENCY LUNCH/DINNER 90 DAYS I won’t be able to garnish my survival rice with a sprig of mint and serve it in enamel bakeware on top of freshly folded linens. But maybe survival means different things to different people.