$7,999 Golf Segway

Tired of your golf buddies laughing at your slice or your putting? Divert their attention with a $7,999 Segway that holds your golf clubs. They’ll be so busy laughing at your helmeted scootering from hole-to-hole that they’ll forget about your score.

In case you’re still uncertain about dropping 80 benjamins on Idiot Scooter: Golf Edition, the copy points out that a Segway travels over uneven trails and errant rocks. You know… like legs.