Ketchup 2, The Sequel To Ketchup

Ketchup 2 is, supposedly, the sequel to ketchup, the ubiquitous red sauce we all know and love. There have been similar attempts to make new condiments, one of which yielded the weirdly popular Famous Sauce. Out of morbid curiosity, I bought some Ketchup 2, and although it has 34 ingredients, it tastes mostly of vinegar. It has no expiration date, suggesting that it may have been bottled several years ago. But considering you can get Ketchup 1 for free at just about any low-grade restaurant or food-truck, I think the worst part of it all might be the price.