Science of cute

The Japanese have been studying the science of cute for decades. We are helpless against their advanced technology. To prove that they control the cute receptors in your hypothalamus, they made “Mameshiba”, which is a brand of beanbags with faces. There is nothing else to it. Sure, there are some inscrutable commercials on YouTube, and a couple books that list bizarre “facts” about the Mameshiba, but there is no story here, no explanation beyond mind control.

You’re looking at this right now saying “How is this one of the worst things for sale? It’s CUTE! I might get one.” They got you too. It’s too late. Just try not to go into debt.