Poo-Pourri

Poo-Pourri is a spray bottle full of oil that you spray in the toilet before you take a dump, to supposedly “stop embarrassing odor” by trapping the poop odor in the toilet.

The problem with this idea, of course, is that poop doesn’t smell once it’s in the water. The reason it smells when you poop… okay, you know what? I’m not going to give you a scientific explanation on this one. Think about it, and then don’t spend $24.95 on a bottle of toilet oil, and if you must, gawk at the 186 customer reviews who love Poo-Pourri.