Booty Call

“Booty Call” is the name of this mystery product, which comes in a plain jar with an Avery label stuck to it. The manufacturer describes it as “Anal – Vaginal – NIPPLE Skin Bleach”, and promises it will “bleach your skin very effectly.”

After all, if you’re going to do something questionable and dangerous on a sensitive part of your body, why not do it with the most questionable product you can find?