Magic: The Gathering

I knew that people still played Magic: The Gathering, but I didn’t know that individual cards from the 1990s were worth a thousand dollars. I had that thousand-dollar joint up there along with this $295 one too. There are others I found that I’m pretty sure I had and are worth a ton, but I don’t remember because as soon as I turned 16 I sold them all for gas money.

Also if I had stayed in college I would definitely be a doctor by now.

I guess that’s why they invented bourbon and why I drink it.