Anti-Electrosmog Shirt

This “EMF Radiation Shield Maternity Camisole” protects you against “electrosmog.” Which is, long story short, not a real thing. But hey, maybe you want to spend an insanely huge amount on a tank top that looks like a dental smock.

Men, if you feel left out, there’s a shiny silver anti-electrosmog V-neck which costs only twice as much.