Humiliation Keyboard

This keyboard, manufactured overseas, lists one of its features as “humiliation function.” Surely the American purchasers of cheap, exploitative-labor-made computer peripherals would take this in stride, right? They wouldn’t bite the hand that feeds their insatiable lust for cheap hardware, would they?

As you might expect, no, they couldn’t stop themselves. Hundreds of commenters flooded the manufacturer’s listing to make fun of their use of English as a second language. It truly is a humiliation keyboard, but for us, that we share a language and a continent with these petty, sad people.