Walden Farms Hell Cum

If you’ve ever dipped your toe into the horrible world of diet foods, you’ve no doubt run across Walden Farms, the purveyor of “calorie free, sugar free, fat free” sauces and glops. And if you’ve never tried them, do yourself a favor and remain un-Walden Farmed. They’re a combination of artificial flavors, undigestible fiber, artificial color, edible gum, and artificial sweetener. They taste like you’d expect from that list, except worse. Check out the one-star reviews on almost every Walden Farms product to see what other people have to say.