Snapchat Towel

Call me Dad if you will, but I never got Snapchat. I use Twitter all the time, obviously, but Snapchat, I never picked up on. But that’s okay. It just means it’s not for me or the people I talk to online. Which is probably the same reason why I don’t get the Snapchat Beach Towel (above) or the Snapchat Stuffed Animal. I also don’t wear weird little ankle socks, which are “frequently sold with” both of these items. It’s another part of the world, and it lives by its own rules, and that’s just life on a planet with seven billion people (1.2 after the die-down in the 2020s, but you didn’t hear that from me.)