Premium Pickle Juice

“I drink it by the wine glass. I am a serious pickle juice drinker,” writes one reviewer of Premium Pickle Juice. Strangely, though, it doesn’t seem like Premium Pickle Juice is any better than regular old eight-dollar-a-gallon pickle juice. A reviewer of the latter writes “It’s very good I drink 1/4 to 1/2 cup every day.” Customers who like this probably also fucking like drinking the water from the top of the ketchup bottle.