Boxes, with words, for moms

There is a 70% chance your mom and a 94% chance your stepmom has one of these Primitives By Kathy boxes with words on it in her house. I picked this one out because it only makes sense if you’ve never heard the word “pilates.” Even if you think it’s pronounced with “pilots,” it wouldn’t sound like “lattes” unless you pronounced that “lots.” Live, laugh, love, I suppose.

(Also, Kathy, if you put a turtle on an escalator, the turtle would be terrified, and you’d be a weird asshole for bringing a turtle to a mall.)