Spinal Tape

Sometimes, people think of a product name that’s so funny (to them) that they can’t let it go. They have to go ahead and actually make the thing with the name they thought of. I have no doubt that This Is Spinal Tape is one of these items. It’s “frequently bought with” the Lumbar Vertebra Mug, which is possibly a worse idea, as the picture of someone holding it shows that a lumbar vertebra is actually a terrible handle for a coffee mug.

(Also see: Meowijuana, Fifty Ways To Eat Cock, Eau My.)