Metallica Monopoly

The lumbering giant of Monopoly marketing stomps ever-onward, leaving in its path such turds as Metallica Monopoly.

The manufacturer’s description is worth reading, only because you can tell some poor intern at Hasbro was stuck at work until he could come up with something better than “We threw 400 brand names on slips of paper into a box and this was one that we pulled out. Our species will heat the Earth until the ice melts and the land is submerged, and we will act surprised when the water begins to fill our sport-utility vehicles, angrily jabbing at the On-Star button until we are all dead.”