27 May, 2015
27 May, 2015
26 May, 2015
I’d sooner get crammed into a pine box and be buried beneath the earth’s surface than attempt to live my life inside of a “tiny house.” But I try not to make a big deal about it, lest it become a movement, with Subterranean Casket-House enthusiasts bragging to each other about their pillow-lined deathtubs.
(That last link is a beautiful cherry-stained casket with eggshell interior, BTW, if you want to be one of the first to live the Subterranean Casket-House lifestyle.)
25 May, 2015
How are I going to use the 12.5-inch Fantasy Master FM-400S Display Knife?! Dumb question, my friend. The question you should really be asking is, “do I want to find out how the 12.5-inch Fantasy Master FM-400S Display Knife is used for self-defense when its owner is threatened???”
24 May, 2015
A beer bottle is a disposable (and recyclable) object, so it makes sense that you’d want to bolt a tiny beer-stein lid to it. After all, it takes so long to consume a single bottle of beer that it’s weird nobody’s invented a cover for it. Who knows when a meteor could fly through the earth’s atmosphere, sending tiny shards of space-mineral into the narrow opening of your Piney Dan’s Hop-Roasted IPA Smoked Fucker Stout?
23 May, 2015
There’s nothing wrong with coloring books for adults, as a thing that adults can do. But if you’re an adult, and you want to color, your choices are a handful of porny titles like The Fetish Coloring Book or Play With My Boobs: A Titstacular Activity Book, or “Boring Houses: A Sedate Coloring Book Of Buildings.” (Okay, the real title is Historic Houses Of New England, but still.)
You’d think that with how much colored pencils cost, there’d be a mini-industry of good ways to use up your colored pencils so you’d have to buy new ones, but nope, it’s either Story Of The American Revolution Coloring Book or Kinksters With Crayons.
22 May, 2015
If you didn’t read the Bible, you might think there’s not a lot you can do with a single real human rib.
21 May, 2015
This book, which I’m going to abbreviate IDCIMBFMIASSHAITASWH, either hits your hot spot or it doesn’t. Let’s just hope that the winds of chance don’t blow this to the top of the rubble-heap when our society inevitably collapses, so that humans a thousand years from now think we were all into this.
By the author of A Gronking To Remember 2: Chad Goes Deep In The Neutral Zone.