It’s cute of this costume company to imply that a “nerd” is still this 1950s-era pocket-protector stereotype, when in 2021 a “nerd boy” is someone who screams racial slurs while playing a video game on a stream.

Before you go to the listing, guess what this is… and then see if you were right.

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Admit it. You thought of the name “Smencils” before you invented Smencils.

On one hand, your baby can’t read what’s on their bib. On the other hand, almost any other quote would have been more appropriate. And it’s probably not, as the manufacturer claims, “a great gift.”

Sold as “3D Dog Cat” plus 23 other random keywords (you can read the full title on the listing), this product has a 2-dimensional animal photo printed onto a 3d pillow. The manufacturer suggests that it’s “perfect for… hallowmas.” I couldn’t agree more.

The Negg is a boiled-egg peeler. I’ve written about egg products countless times – the Eggstractor, Eggmaster, Egg Genie, Eggbot, and Egg Cuber, to name a few. You’ve been living in the black-and-white world where you can’t cook or eat eggs for too long. Buy one of each and live in the full color, all-smiles universe of Egg Products.