Flic is a small plastic button that you mount somewhere, and you push it, and it tells your phone to do something you could have done on your phone with your finger by pushing the phone instead of the Flic. Someone at Flic apparently saw the Amazon Dash Button and thought, “Why don’t we do this too, except we’ll make it five times as expensive?“

The Tyranosphere is a glass ball to which you add micro-organisms (like Sea Monkeys) which generate a small amount of light, at night, if your room is totally dark. Theoretically. Several reviewers note the organisms die quickly, and are expensive to maintain, which might be less of an issue if it cost as much as Sea Monkeys instead of over a hundred bucks.

As you might imagine from the name, BedShelfie is a shelf for your bed. It offers all of the top-of-the-nightstand qualities of a nightstand, without the ability to store anything inside.

You can now buy a five-pack of Activ5, the phone-sized nodule that links to your phone, and which the manufacturer claims will allow you to perform five-minute workouts, which are meant to replace weight-lifting and cardio training. Unsure how it works? Visit their gallery, which shows people attempting to use Activ5 in a myriad of confusing ways, most of which don’t look like any viable form of exercise.

This hand-forged egg spoon is “perfect for frying an egg in the fireplace.” You can’t deny that’s something we all need to do, and at over a hundred dollars, it’s a steal.

Amazon Key Vehicle is a new service from Amazon where they offer to unlock the trunk of your car and put your packages inside of your trunk, instead of deliver them to your house. Their previous Amazon Key service, Amazon Key Home, where deliverypeople would open the front door of your house and leave packages inside, wasn’t well-received for some reason.

Since the popularization of Twitter, people and companies have been stealing other peoples’ Tweets and using them for profit. This framed Kanye tweet is just one example. My favorite (least favorite) of the reused-Tweet genre is, of course, “Twitter: The Comic,” the book where some guy took some 2012-era Weird Tweets and drew them out, thereby ruining the joke in each and every one, without permission from or payment to the original authors.

As you might expect, there’s a product that bridges the two of these ideas, which is this book where some guy added illustrations to Kanye’s tweets and printed them in a book.