Don’t let this boring photo fool you: the manufacturer has composited a pic of a child standing in the driver’s seat of a car, arcing his urine into this bag from afar. I didn’t include it here because I thought you should have the choice of whether or not you wanted to see it.

See also: frog urinal, frog car urinal.

This vibrating nose-clip is supposed to change the shape of your nose. The only review, from two years ago, is exactly what you’d expect.

Claiming it to be a form of “passive exercise,” the makers of this whole-body vibration platform included a Bluetooth connection so you can listen to music while you vibrate your body. Of course, as you might suspect, it’s dubious that this actually causes hypertrophy in your muscles, and it’s been proven that high-intensity vibration can damage your organs. So you might want to stick to actual exercise, or not exercising. Or sitting on your washing machine. Whatever works for you.

These are the worst combination of fake-butter with fake-maple and unidentifiable off-tastes. But at least it’s not Sport Beans, a bag of jellybeans rebranded as a sports supplement.

The reviews of Pinot Meow, a wine for cats, are in, and they’re outstanding!

No, I’m lying. Almost all of the reviews say that cats won’t drink it.

You might think “this is one of those companies that algorithmically designs products to list, and then prints them on demand when they sell.” Nope. They’ve only got a few products, and they’re almost all animal-penis pillows.

There’s a metaphor in the idea of finding a four-leaf clover. It represents good luck, but to find one, on average, you’ve got to spend a lot of time and pay a lot of attention. So the principle of putting in hard work to get “lucky” is part of the deal.

There is, too, a metaphor in buying a framed four-leaf clover and having it delivered to your house instead of looking for one.