RX Destroyer is a bottle that converts drugs you don’t want into a slurry, which you then put into the trash to send the drugs harmlessly into the landfill and then the groundwater. I’m mostly posting it here because I’m dreaming of a mom angrily cramming nugs into the bottle, jamming the sticky buds down with her thumb into the slurry as she whispers “Just Say No” over and over.

How do you make sex boring? I’m glad you asked. The answer is XXX-opoly, the adult board game that turns your sex life into a chore that makes you hate your partner.

What happens when you combine the fad diet of the early-2000s with a slogan also from the early 2000s? Keep Calm And Keto On, of course, but there’s another, less obvious one you may also want to investigate.

Congratulations, trophy… you did so well at sports that they gave your infant child back to you. The other trophies were not so lucky.

Well, that’s a good idea, sign, and it’s…

Yeah, should probably get that slogan on a water bottle too. It’s really important to…

collect…

moments…

As Valentine’s Day approaches, it’s good to remember that nothing says romance like a book full of demand slips you give to your partner for specific deeds. You can see some of the slips in detail on the listing, but they’re as depressing as you’d expect.

“I don’t like avocados,” begins one customer’s review of this avocado slicer. Me either, but my solution is far simpler than purchasing and using an avocado slicer.