I will actually do that exact thing. Thank you for the warning.

(I like this one almost as much, btw.)

Americanize your front door with The Gun Key, a 45-caliber key blank that can be cut as a duplicate of your house key. There is, of course, also an AK-47 house key.

This “french press” coffee maker combines the cost and eco-unfrendliness of a K-Cup coffeemaker with the fact that you have to take it apart and clean it like a regular french press. It’s the worst of both worlds.

This is a power cable for a stereo system. Not an audio cable or speaker wire, but a power cable that supposedly makes your stereo sound better (it doesn’t, of course.)  Guess how much it costs before you click.

“looks great over my diaper,” says this reviewer, who has evaluated dozens of items based on how they look with a diaper.

Keurig, manufacturers of the Kold, a K-Cup-like device that makes cold carbonated beverages instead of coffee, has discontinued the unit. (I wrote about it in October when it launched, if you want to know more.) Yes, it was expensive, and unpopular, but my guess is that being able to order actual cases of soda on Amazon Prime Now and have them delivered same-day was the final nail in the Keurig Koffin.

For my mouth-accessory money, I’d rather have Hyperlip than the Pretty Women Silicone Face Slimmer. I guess I’d better get both, just to be safe.