In an apparent attempt to rebut Ernest Vincent Wright’s 1939 “Gadsby,” a novel written without a single use of the letter “e,” the authors of EEEE EEEE have written a book consisting entirely of the single letter. You can’t help but be on Wright’s side, especially if you hit the “Look Inside” to see that, yes, it’s just the letter “e,” for 540 pages.

This soap is a pretty realistic pile of dog-shit, so I pixellated it (original image is on the listing, if you must.) You can choose from the scents of Bacon, Cannabis, and Monkey Farts.

In an apparent attempt to answer the question “what could possibly ruin the best and most popular video game of all time?” the board-game of Tetris Link has been created. If you’re dead-set on bringing Tetris into the real world, you might at least go for these Tetris-shaped lamps. They’re stupid, but at least they don’t pretend to be fun.

“The Werewolf Always Rings Twice” is a “BBW Paranormal Romance,” which sounds like it might be fat ghosts, or the ghosts get fat supernaturally. I guess you’d have to hit the “look inside” link if you wanted to find out.

TWART is by the author of another BBW Paranormal Romance called “Billionaire Alpha Seeks Curves.”

This is a tiny casket that lets you bury your wedding ring after you get divorced.

If you’re trying to sell leggings to plus-sized women, you might want to have a regular woman just wear it like a human, instead of stuffing a skinny person into one half of them and holding them out like Jared Fogle. (The average adult woman in the USA wears a size 14, which is very nearly “plus-sized” to begin with, just as a point of reference.)

It’s not just this item, either – they sell this skirt-legging in the same “haha fat” way. All of their items have collected a number of negative reviews, but they still seem to think it’s funny to sell large clothing like this.

This 16×8-foot childrens’ playhouse warns that it comes with no floor. But, hey, what do you want for six thousand bucks? If you wanted a floor you’d spring for the nearly-twelve-thousand-dollar Grand Portico Mansion Playhouse.