Live your 1980s-based dreams with the “Octagon Aqua Coffee Table,” which is actually a hexagon. But those two missing sides mean very little considering your dream’s coming true! Neon lights! Lamborghini Diablos! Ronald Reagan in charge of the country! This table truly is, as the manufacturer says, “Art In Motion.”

Don’t let the picture fool you – this listing is for a SINGLE avocado. For $11. (There are some “used” avocados listed underneath, but I would caution you against buying those, for a different reason.)

I am the hashtag. I am the hashtag.

I can’t think of a situation where you’d need to keep a flexible silicone cup shaped like a leaf in your purse or pocket, but at least it’s not expensive.

What kind of toilet-artist would make a toilet seat shaped like a guitar, but then not have the hole in the seat be the guitar’s hole? Careless execution of a bad idea.

Which didn’t stop it from being so popular it sold out.

This is probably the world’s worst pencil sharpener.

“Saves time and money,” brags the manufacturer of the Twinkie Maker, a $35 appliance that allows you to spend additional time and money manufacturing Twinkies at home.