Finally, no more stopping by the side of the road to pull shots of espresso! You can make it while you drive, from the comfort of the driver’s seat, with the Handspresso Auto.

They sell “unbreakable” plastic cups as an accessory for it, so if you’re involved in a collision while brewing, you can pick them out of the wreckage, rinse them off, and be up and running as soon as you get a new car.

Sure, it might just be poorly-worded. But I want to live in a world where you quit drinking tea by drinking tea.

Are you tired of your 100-plus-inch 4k Ultra Television being flat instead of curved? Have a small house or an extremely nice car you’re selling soon? Then the Samsung Curved Ultra Television may be the item for you.

In case you’re itching to be the funny guy who leaves a funny review, don’t let me stop you, but over a thousand “hilarious” people have left “humorous” reviews already.

It’s not surprising that a Bitcoin mining device costs $499, or that they’re still available in 2015 despite the crash of the imaginary currency’s value. (It’s impossible to even pay back your cost of electricity with a Bitcoin mining device now, of course.) What is surprising is that it’s currently the #1 best-seller in the “computer servers” category.

Imagine thousands of people clamoring to buy a desktop device that manufactures Tamagotchis, except a hacker can’t steal your Tamagotchi remotely, from his home in Bulgaria.

Five words: Bad ass throwing spike bracelet.

One more word: Leather.

Two more words: Baaaaad assssss.

You could either learn to flick your wrist to toss the ingredients in a regular, cheap wok… or buy the misshapen $133 “Boomerang Wok” which allows you to forgo mastering this basic cooking skill.

If your name’s Taylor, you can buy this wall sticker to commemorate your….. karate skill.