The Lazy Atheist’s Bible


Some asshole took the entire text of the King James Bible and word-replaced “God” with the phrase “SOME MADE UP GUY.” He’s released almost 300 other bible-derivatives, each of which replaces the word “God” with a millennial’s name. “In the beginning, Isabella created the heaven and the earth,” begins The Holy Isabella Bible.  As they’ve done since the beginning of religion, atheists go out of their way to prove that the only thing worse than someone who disagrees with your fundamental ideas about the universe is an asshole who agrees with you.

Read while laying down


These glasses let you read or watch television while laying down. They only work if you don’t need prescription glasses, so for the majority of people who’d use these, they’re useless. The only real use for these glasses is:



Which is great, but if you just want weird eyes, “Anime Eyeglasses” give you the big, creepy eyes of your dreams without having to lay down to see anything.

Beer And Shot Glass


You might think this glass is a good idea. Until you go to use it, and you’re forced to choose between liquor dripping off your hand as you drink beer, or beer dripping down your arm as you try to drink liquor out of a wet, upside-down pint glass.

Reusable twist-tie


This reusable twist-tie is a good idea. It’s just hard to beat the price of the free one I got from the grocery, which I found next to the 500 other free ones at the grocery.

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