You can’t get much worse than a game based on a giant TV-episode guide disguised as an encyclopedia. And just like the website, Wikipedia: The Board Game is entirely based on pop culture, disguised as education. It’s arguably worse than the Urban Dictionary board game, which is spectacular, given that Urban Dictionary is mostly used by teenagers to write about fictional sex acts. (“The PORBUS is where the man poop on the girl boobs and touches the boobs!!!”)
At last, humanity has created the pinnacle of scientific achievement. No, not curing disease, achieving immortality, or even allowing all seven billion of us to live in peace with one another. It’s The Selfie Toaster, which burns a picture of your own face into bread. Like this:
What kind of world would you live in where you need to open bottles, but can’t, because you’re not at home, and not in a bar, and you don’t have your keychain, but your dog is with you? The Dog Collar Bottle Opener world, I suppose.
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