27 July, 2013
27 July, 2013
26 July, 2013
Who need sunglasses? Throw on Solar Face Shield and you’ll be good to go. The description says “Padded head band for comfortable fit”, but I’m not sure that strapping a dark windshield to the front of your face would be comfortable, regardless of the headband.
25 July, 2013
The insanity of “To Train Up A Child” is beyond my description and its cruelty is beyond my grasp. The authors of this book advocate physical abuse of a child beginning in infancy. Not discipline, but active, constant abuse. They recommend you pull an infant’s hair, hard, when he cries or bites a nipple during nursing. They describe, positively, a scenario where a man spanks a 12-month-old child for 45 minutes. As the child ages, the punishments get worse, and I’ll save you the anguish of describing them here. You can read the “Look Inside” sample online if you want to see exactly what they entail, if you have a strong stomach, or if you’d like to seethe in hatred of two of the most horrible people currently alive.
24 July, 2013
Suffer the pain of not playing Mario while you play chess no longer! You’ve covered every surface of your house with question blocks and turtles and mushrooms, but your chess set has been lacking. No longer will your soul be at unrest for the lack of Turtle, Other Turtle, Turtle Girl That Spits Eggs From Mario 2, and Mean Turtle in your chess.
23 July, 2013
22 July, 2013
This pogo stick itself isn’t too bad, as pogo sticks go. But the review where a man describes his son’s experience with the stick as “laying in a pool of blood, screaming” and goes on to give the pogo stick three stars out of five is worth your attention.
21 July, 2013
The manufacturers of this “Social Media Mug” can’t officially call it a Twitter mug, because that would be a violation of intellectual property. That’s okay, though, because if it were actually a Twitter mug, it would have to hold the opinions of five hundred million illiterate people who can’t count to 140.