The Worst Things For Sale

The scent of Chemical Guys Stripper Scent is meant to replicate the smell of a strip club. Whether or not it does that is up in the air, but customers have reported that it will eat the paint off of surfaces you spray it on.

What’s more American than a case of canned hamburger meat? If you ask me, it’s canned fake-hot-dogs, made from textured vegetable protein.

In a world where there is no option to disposing of mucus in a sanitary fashion, The Booger Bin solves that very problem. The choice of flicking your booger out into the room you’re sitting in and wiping it inside The Booger Bin is a false dichotomy, of course, but this is a world where you can sell cotton balls at a one-billion-percent markup by calling them Snowman Poop. Anything goes, here.

Fire up your gift cards, my gamer friend. It’s time to buy Call Of Duty: Calculator Warfare.

If you paint your own nails, you might look at the manufacturer’s instructions for using Tweexy to hold your nail polish bottle (it’s here, on the listing) and think it’s a great idea. In practice, strapping a bottle of nail polish to your fingers and then trying to paint those fingers from behind the Tweexy is a nightmare, and you’re probably more likely to spill it than if you’d just set the bottle on a table.

In theory, this reversible USB cable might be handy, if you have trouble plugging in a regular USB cable due to the fact that there’s a right-side-up and a wrong-side-up. But looking at the end of a cable before you plug it in is free, and so is using a marker to put a dot on the right-side-up side of the USB cable you already own.

Why choose between looking stylish and taking a nap on public transit when you can do both?