The Worst Things For Sale

If you buy caffeinated popcorn, either you’re eating popcorn for breakfast, or you’re slamming pure caffeine to your face at night while you watch a movie. Maybe that’s how you live though. Backing into parking spaces, checking out with more than 15 items in the express lane… the dangerous life.

Apparently, the movie “Terror At Blood Fart Lake” was popular enough to command a sequel. “Return To Blood Fart Lake” chronicles the further adventures of the Blood Fart gang. We can only hope they’ll make it a trilogy.  

Plug the “Phantom Keystroker” into someone else’s computer and watch as it types characters and makes random mouse movements. Ha ha, your computer is harder to use now and messes up what you’re doing! Owned!

Are you having a good day and feel great about humanity, and society, and progress? Then check out this 920-minute DVD set that claims to cure autism, cancer, and other conditions. Which, the author claims, are a result of electromagnetic radiation coming from computers and technology.

This $130 pen scanner would have been a lot more useful about twenty years ago. As it is, we have cameras attached to our phones, laptops, and tablets that can produce higher-quality images of text than this thing.

What did you scan that with? A potato?

This mini-fridge costs $160 and holds 10 cans of soda. At that cost-to-capacity ratio, a regular fridge would cost over $10,000.

The “944WH-M Magnet Only For 944WH” costs $131,299,998.69. It has one 4-star review. I won’t spoil the reviewer’s reason for deducting one star.