The Worst Things For Sale

It’s really comforting to think that there’s an afterlife. But “A little boy’s amazing story of his trip to heaven and back” just sounds to me like someone doesn’t know that little kids make shit up 24 hours a day. My daughter is always telling me she sees a rhino in the yard, or telling me that she can fly, so if she told me she went to heaven I wouldn’t suddenly believe her.

This book would be unremarkable but for the fact that it’s on the best-seller list.

This erotic Kindle book, “Top Chef”, contains anal sex, mutual masturbation, and deepthroating. I’m guessing their use of the Top Chef logo was not fully licensed. Then again, I cancelled my cable and didn’t watch season 9, so maybe they changed the format of the show.