29 June, 2014
29 June, 2014
28 June, 2014
“Drugs make U high. Drugs make U cry.” So reads the poetry of Gregory P. Jones, in the masterpiece “Things U Could Of Said But U Didn’t!!!!” You may wonder why this man has chosen to constrain his powerful work to the written word, but fear not: he has an album out, called What A Woman Want, and his singing is exactly as good as his poetry.
27 June, 2014
26 June, 2014
I think they mean “protection”, but regardless, this $160 Ethernet/USB dongle supposedly protects your brain from radiation from your Wi-Fi router. Of course, if it actually did this, it would mean your wireless router would stop transmitting signals. But it doesn’t do this. So, if it didn’t cost $160, it wouldn’t be THAT terrible. But it does. So it is.
The truly paranoid can also purchase the $296 “Home Protection System for Smart Meters” from the same company, which protects your brain from your gas meter.
25 June, 2014
This iPhone 5 case not only has a cigarette lighter inside the back, but comes with this righteous ad of a dude in black leather, smoking the cig he’s just lit from his phone. It’s probably a great idea to have a six-hundred-degree heating element right next to your six-hundred-dollar phone.
24 June, 2014
23 June, 2014
“Sneaky Shorts” are a way to smuggle 24 ounces of booze into work, or a baseball game, or wherever you want to secretly carry booze in a thin liquid bag strapped to your upper thighs. If Sneaky Shorts are the solution to the problem you think you have, you may find out, ultimately, that you actually have a different problem.