9 October, 2014
Ebola is the new fear of the doomsday/apocalypse crowd, and you can hardly blame them. There aren’t many other diseases that cause your body to bleed uncontrollably and self-liquefy. So it’s only natural that the free market is stepping in to take money away from these scared people, thirty (or a thousand) dollars at a time. Behold EBOLA Protective Kit, EBOLA Gauntlet Cuff gloves, Ebola Survival Handbook, EBOLA Hand Sanitizer, and my favorite, the Ebola Protection Suite, an over-$1000 triple-layer full-body protective suit.