For those SEAL type operations that also involve drinking beer for long periods of time, there is the Tactical Beer Coozie.
It’s no “COOL DUDE”, the beer coozie that guarantees you’re not what it says on the side, but in a military operation where seconds can mean the difference between life and death, it’s something essential to your survival.
Talelight is an “electronic bumper sticker” you control with your phone. It goes beyond the standard stretch-of-logic of regular bumper stickers (that is, the idea that people in traffic care what you think) and imagines that you might want to change your deep thought of a bumper sticker every single day. (Some of their examples are in the gallery on the listing.) Apart from the fact that, no, no one behind you cares what you think, the Talelight mounts on the outside of your car, ensuring that if you display any message of import, a passer-by will rip this expensive piece of shit off your car and either whip it into the woods or take it with them.
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