Boyfriend Pillow

You might think that “Boyfriend Pillow”, a pillow with a built-in fake arm to make you feel like you’re being hugged, is depressing.

Well, it is, but what’s more depressing is that it is probably better than a good portion of human boyfriends that exist in the world. At least this pillow won’t jizz on you twenty seconds after you touch it and then get out of bed to play Diablo III.