I Have To Poop

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“I have to poop! HAW! HAW HAW!” someone, somewhere laughs, and then clicks BUY MUG.

When I see things like this I wonder about the buyer. I wonder what this person thinks about at night, right before they’re going to sleep, what their hopes are, what they envision for their future, and what they envision for their family’s future. Probably pooping.






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