CRYSTAL COURT

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WELCOME TO CRYSTAL COURT. I AM THE HONORABLE JUDGE ფﺖ☎♿թᏇᚏ. ALL RISE.

(The judge taps his $63 crystal gavel. Billions of tiny prismatic particles radiate out from his bench, flooding the universe with seeds of life that eventually populate hundreds of planets.)

I AM SETTING YOUR BAIL AT ⌚ჯ¶








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