Temporary glass for your babyhand

Have you ever wanted to put a tiny amount of orange liquid into a shot glass that will melt, and then hold it in your weirdly babylike hand? You’re in luck, babyhand, because a company has made your stupid dream a reality.

Never mind the fact that shotglasses made of ice are really only useful outside in the summer, which is also the time of year where they will immediately melt enough to be slippery. And never mind the fact that slippery things are really handy when you’ve been drinking. It’s the suggestion that you use JUICE in this that really blows my mind. Getting wet from melting ice, having a wet hand outside, these are things that happen. But having your fat little babyhand slicked with sticky orange juice while you try to hold a melting shotglass made of frozen orange juice, and then drink a separate liquid out of it, is a bit too much to ask.