Playhouse for the Upscale Child

Does your child have discerning tastes and refuses to go in your handmade, shack-like playhouse? Does he or she complain “There’s no stately columns in this backyard!” The Grand Portico Mansion Playhouse may or may not make your horrible little asshole happy, but if throwing money at a problem is your thing, here’s a way to get rid of $7,295.00 of it.

Ironically, this tribute to American McMansion excess is built by Amish people.