The Worst Stuff To Cram In Your Rod

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I won’t begrudge anyone the right to do what they want to themselves at home. If you want to cram a piece of metal up your dick and then “cum thru” the hole, be my guest. Not everyone wants to do that, but it’s cool that someone made a product for the man who does.

The laughable part is that the customer reviews all say “I used this, and it HURT!” Uh… no shit?








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