2 September, 2012
When we were kids, astronaut ice cream was a let down. But these days, it’s a lot more realistic. You can stay here on planet Earth, knowing you’ll never get to go in a rocketship, just like a real astronaut. Munch that chewy shit with your feet on the ground and the bitter spirit of defeat in your heart, and with your eyes closed, you’d swear you were at NASA headquarters.